Archive for January, 2010

Its the content, dummy

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

So it happened as expected today, and Apple made a huge announcement. They have opened the iBook store.

Now I know what you’re thinking – that wasn’t the announcement, the announcement was a tablet computer called the “iPad”. I respectfully submit that you are wrong.
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Hunger Strike

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Boy do I hate being outsmarted. Especially when it is by someone who has no right to outsmart me.
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Finis!

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Only 6 weeks after we got back, I’ve finally finished putting up all the stories written during our trip (there are some other notes, but I’ll probably save them for the book).

Looking back, I think I need to count how many words I wrote for this vacation – I think I’ve got a personal record here!

I discovered that when I first put it up, “The Cheescake Affair” had been cut off (it didn’t actually include any cheesecake). That has been fixed now.

Homecoming

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Editor’s Note: There are sentiments in this post that appear to have been superseded by current events that originated in Amsterdam, where we flew out of; I have left it unaltered as a memory of what it felt like at the time – I also think it emphasizes even more just how sophisticated the latest attempt actually was

Appetizers
To hold you over until the meal comes

After touring the Mediterranean, returning to Barcelona felt almost like going home – it was familiar, we knew the layout. It also reinforced just how nice Barcelona and its quirks are.
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Malta

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Valetta Harbour, Malta
Valetta Harbour, Malta

I’ll openly admit it – I underestimated Malta. From the start I had considered it the poor stepchild of our trip. I looked at the map before we started out and decided it was obvious – the reason why we were stopping there was to break up the trip home. After all what does Malta have? Aside from the fact that for some reason their Falcons are famous, and after 500 years they still haven’t forgiven Turkey for throwing their ancestors out, there doesn’t seem to be much.

This is why you take a cruise, you end up going places you weren’t interested in, then you wonder if you want to leave – Malta is beautiful.
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The Cheesecake Affair

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

This ship is beginning to make me feel a bit paranoid. My stomach has been just slightly off for the morning, however between the way we were bounced around for hours on Egyptian roads for the last two days, and the fact that today the swell is producing whitecaps and the boat has definite movement, it is probably just a bit of motion sickness. It doesn’t keep me from worrying, though.

We were sitting out on the back deck last night talking to an older couple originally from Norway, now residing in Boston. They had spent the day exploring Alexandria, but had cancelled the trip to Cairo the day before, because the lady had been so sick they couldn’t do it. She told us she has never washed her hands so many times in her life, but still came down with the illness. She is beginning to wonder if it was the apple tea in Turkey, because she had talked to three other people who also got sick and also had apple tea (it sure makes our choice of Raki look smarter). Now I’m wondering if the coffee I had in Egypt was a mistake – you can never know if they boiled the water enough.

Anyway, enough about illness. There is a much more important topic to discuss these days: the cheesecake crisis. Ling is quite annoyed with the ship, she has given it several chances in case it was an off-day, but to no avail. Apparently the cheesecake is not cheesy enough here.

You have no idea how much it annoys her to have cheesecake available, but not good enough to eat. She’s actually turned to other deserts to try and work off her frustration, but it is no good. Only cheesecake will do, and she can’t have it. Our only hope is that Malta makes a good one.

No Look, No Talk, No Touch

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Saqqara
Saqqara

I spent the entire night dreaming that our original flight to Amsterdam had been delayed by 8 hours, and I was trying to explain to Northwest Airlines that was unacceptable, because we were going to miss our connecting flight. It was a relief when the alarm woke me up.

We packed, left the room, and joined everybody for breakfast. I had a nice Egyptian omelette for breakfast, along with some Egyptian swiss cheese and a side of Egyptian country fried potatoes.
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An introduction to Cairo

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

Cairo from above
View of Cairo

Once in a while in a tour group you get that one person with a personality that brings the whole group to life. We had one of these people on our excursion through Cairo – Paul. We had actually met Paul earlier on the trip, during our tour of Athens. On that bus he and his wife had sat in the seats across the aisle from us. Boarding in Alexandria, he got on the bus, spied us and loudly announced “oh no, I don’t think I can tour another city sitting beside those guys,” then promptly sat down with his wife right beside us.
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